harry: zayn just violated my flannel
liam: see told you he was mad iphone tea
liam: poop is all i have to say
liam: time to join zayn in the land of nod
zayn: conneticut! my town!
zayn: avocado is my new favourite vegetable
louis: zayn is wearing stripes! i feel cheated on.
niall: zayn javaad malik, you dirty little whore
niall: i was the cleaner who walked into zayns apartement... i regret nothing
niall: @Real_Liam_Payne i said get me food man, WHY ARENT YOU IN THE KITCHEN?? i will turn hulk on you!
harry: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
harry: Deerstagram?
liam: @NiallOfficial come to my room
liam: 1 im not pregnant